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И снова река Южная Шуя. Красивая стояночка, правда без пляжа, каты на воде зачалены. Вот при слове «зачалены», вспомнилась история об эстонских сплавщиках и фраза: «Что есть чалка?» Чалка, она и в Африке чалка. Куда без чалки. Оказалось вопрос спорный. Особенно если от места стоянки в паре километров гидроэлектростанция находится. Да еще и время к сбросу воды подошло. А юные походники и знать об этом не знают, в ус не дуют, водку хлебают, рыбу ловят. Неопытные, что с нас взять. Каты встали на свечу… на гипотенузу будет точнее. Вода и берег катеты, катамаран – гипотенуза (геометрия 5 класс формула Пифагора, что-то еще помню). А нефиг ушами хлопать, ушла вода, так чалку ослабь. И я тут не причем. Да, сидел на стульчике, да, пил чай, да, наслаждался видом опускающегося ката. Лениво было. Ну вот, после этого происшествия сидим у костра, а тут Аня задает вопрос: А что если кат затянет в турбину электростанции? Все ухмыльнулись, но ответа Аня не дождалась. Тогда она пошла другим путем.

- Дуб! А что ты будешь делать, если кат с нами затянет в турбину электростанции?

- Что-что. Я скажу: «Дети держитесь, папа знает что делает»

- И все?

- И все

- А папа знает, что делает?

- А какая разница, что папа знает, если нас затянуло в турбину электростанции?

Посмеялись и забыли. На следующий день прошли, на наше счастье без утягивания в турбину, электростанцию. И влетели без осмотра в порог. Да что там порог. Это для байдарашников порог. А для ката четверки плюнуть и не заметить. Если вода не высокая. Если на кате четыре гребца. Если идти по краю а не в центральный слив. В общем, когда носы ката свесились над бочкой, и мы с Митяем, единственные гребцы плюс три пассажира, увидели куда нас сейчас воткнет…

- ДЕТИ!!! ДЕРЖИТЕСЬ!!! ПАПА ЗНАЕТ ЧТО ДЕЛАЕТ!!!

- УРА!!! – орали дети

- А-А-А-А!!! – Кричали папы

БУХ! Свечка ката вышла на загляденье.

Чуток позже на стоянке...

- А папа знал что делать?

- Здрасьте! А кто крикнул: «держись»?

- И все?

- И все. – ответил я – тут дело такое, как и в случае с турбиной думать надо было до попадания. После попадания, знает папа что делать или нет, никакого значения не имеет.

Через день фраза: «Дети держитесь, папа знает что делает» прозвучала еще раз. Но правда тогда выяснилось, что папы, действительно знают, что делают. Но это другая история.

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